I recently applied for a position I thought I was over qualified for. Here is the response I received:

“Thank you for applying for the position of Academic Advisor PT. After careful review of your application package, the Search Committee has decided to pursue other candidates whose qualifications more closely match the requirements of the position.

We appreciate your interest in employment at Anne Arundel Community College and wish you success in pursuing your career goals.”

Not quite the response I was looking for. Apparently I was needing three years experience as an Academic Advisor. Anyone else having issues finding a job these days?

Rumors are ideally ugly, but some are moreso optimistic than anything else. Recently, I had spoken with distant record label buddy Tim Kinsella and he had confirmed that a book about touring throughout America and Europe with one of his numerous bands has been written. Tim is currently attempting to find time to contact a publisher; I had An Accident is a possibility pertaining to this opportunity. Only time and/or its linear structure will tell…

Since the past few months, I’ve had an idea or two regarding this label. One of these ideas involves my self-released solo intuitive known as Let’s Fight! Once, the Annapolis Chosen had invited Let’s Fight! to carefully place together a collection of songs that would become a limited ten-display from the label. It seems that the offer felt apart at both ends, so I have been mentally knitting the concept of a remix ten-display of Let’s Fight!, rather than an original album. This display would centralize upon a collaborative guest-list featuring members of Heart Heart Julia, Seamus of Needles, and the visionary Julia LaDense. At the moment, all of us are living our lives in very busy and somewhat divorced manners though. For now, this display shall be nothing but a possible pipe-dream.

Another toying idea that I’ve yet to discuss with anyone is my pseudonym-less double volume set entitled, “Seashore Music, Vol. 1 & 2.” I’ve created a few handcrafted double jewel cases for this set and a few of my local friends have them. It is basically my amateur tribute to fluxus art and audio philosophy. Both volumes as a whole create 61 tracks and four movements of sound. I feel that it is a special release that ought to be distributed eventually, but who knows?

Whenever I receive some money, I intend to purchase the latest IHAA releases that I’ve been musically craving. I also plan on submitting a few Heart Heart Julia lyrics to the popular website, SongMeanings.net for purposes of promotion.

I will never forget her.

We received a wonderful e-mail the other day. We decided to share it with all of you:

“Hello Mr. Scott or whatever you would like to go by,

I won’t even bother introducing myself. In the days of the internet, it seems that there is no need for a name but rather a cleverly concocted pseudonym behind which you can hide and say whatever you like. In my case, I’m not saying whatever I like in the sense that I’m going to badmouth you in a realm where I can’t get punched in the mouth. Instead, I’d like to commend you for the fantastic work you and the people you know do.

To tell you honestly, I didn’t come across your label by some noble words that were said of you in an exciting album review. I discovered you through a few people whose work I am a fan of. These people would be (again pseudonyms) “Shh… This is a Library” and “Tim Kinsella.” (if that is his name) Both of them are wonderful artists whom I would be so sad to see “drop out” so to speak if they were to ever decide that being a musician doesn’t cut it for them.

I’m so glad that I did find you and the label you call “I Had An Accident.” It’s about time that someone stands out there against an industry that is full of worthless music and hypocritical claims of being “independent.” (not to mention that horrible being that is the RIAA)

There is something to be said about how special it is to buy an album that is hand-made from the artist and label instead of something from an assembly line megacorp. I’m so glad that this is something that IHAA does, and I must say that I’m impressed by the lovely things that are produced at IHAA. I only wish that I had the money laying around to buy a few of the things that interest me. (most notably Shh… This is a Library if it was still in print and Mothers and Lovers: The Journey Westward) I personally do this sort of thing on my own. My own semi-musical project “Minimalism The Band!” has released 5 hand made copies of it’s first EP entitled “Minimal EP” to be handed out to friends That may not sound like much, but to me, the little guy in the picture, it’s monumental. Please, never forget what happiness you bring not only the listeners, but the people you represent.

I read your blog, or at least some of it. I hear that you are working a number of jobs these days in order to keep everything alive. I really do hope that things turn out for the better for you in the end. Your label is brilliant to put it simply. While this may all sound like a bunch of lame fanmail, please consider it as a letter of appreciation for your hard work, and not only that but a letter to let you know how awesome you are for working hard to keep such a lovely project alive.

So, before it sounds like I’m kissing your ass too much, I’ll just stop writing.

Regards,

Kevin”

Well, J.Scott and I have lost our internet connection. We sometimes come out to Panera Bread to check our e-mails. Life is in the crap stool at the moment. Thought I’d give a quick update. I released Pussy Willow a few weeks ago. Buy it.

We are working on a few other releases. J.Scott is looking to get another job. He is hoping to have three or four; counting this five. He is working his heart out trying to save this label from our debt. Myself, I am just lounging around Annapolis. People that think Cincinnati is ugly need to move here. Besides the rent being too expensive there is nothing here worthy of existence. However, J.Scott has this job thing coming through that will give us enough money to be “well off.” We plan on releasing an album that comes with your very own SUV.

I don’t feel like writing anymore.

Love
Julia

Dear Steve,

We have not been able to enjoy living in this apartment since the day we moved in. Courtney and I both were shocked when you left us to an apartment that had a trash can full of garbage and were more surprised to find the filth and dirt in the cupboards and on the walls. We spent an entire week cleaning the best we could. We could only do so much.

We also have had a battle with the upstairs tenets that you have been aware of. Enclosed in this letter is a list of the disturbances we have had to suffer through while living here. Had we known that our upstairs neighbors were going to be so inconsiderate and loud, and had we known that the walls in this apartment have no insulation when it comes to noise, we would not have moved into this apartment. Courtney and I both have shown up to work numerous times completely fatigued from having been woken up or kept up for a good share of the night and finding great difficulty in falling back asleep. Earlier in the year we had trouble falling asleep dreading when the noise would start. The constant slamming of doors, the running up and down the stairs, the jumping up and down have all contributed to our dissatisfaction. We were surprised to come home one Saturday afternoon to discover the upstairs neighbors were having a sing-a-long complete with dancing and yelling. We were forced to leave the apartment; everything was shaking. We have been faced with this a few times since. Courtney and I find ourselves trying to stay out of the apartment as much as possible and we both dread having to come home knowing what we are about to encounter. We are both tired of being woken up in the middle of the night, we are both tired of not being able to fall asleep at an appropriate time, we are tired of not being able to enjoy the place we are living! We don’t know what else to do. August seems so far away and our own health is a major concern to us. I cannot keep going to my job completely fatigued, Courtney cannot either. We cannot perform our job responsibilities this way.

In addition to the above mess we deal with, we have also informed you about other problems with the apartment. We have a leaky faucet in the kitchen that I told you about when you were repairing the water leak we had. You also at that time stated you were going to fix the floor in the front room that was pulled up. We are still waiting for that. You also stated that in April you would fix the rotted screen door at our back entrance. We have not heard from you on any of these things. We did not think they were unreasonable requests at all; in fact these would serve your best interest as landlord as it does ours as tenants. We were also told when we moved in that you would fix the light bulbs at the entrance to the apartment and at the hallway. We are not sure what you want us to do with the floor trimming that you left in our hallway. We have left it there, but are wondering why we have that in our hallway when it belongs in the front room. We assumed you were going to come back and repair it. We even left our furniture removed from that wall for a few weeks waiting your return. We are now putting all this in writing to let you know how we are feeling. We cannot handle this much longer. I am not sure what we can do to remedy all these problems. We are just hoping for some peace.

Please consider what we have mentioned to you in this letter. I welcome you to contact me on any of these issues.

Thank you for your time and consideration,

J. Scott

I guess we’ve all been busy lately.

Seamus has been doing his usual working two jobs and not caring about anything but himself. We don’t question his art. Maybe we should though. He seems to do whatever he can get away with. We need to help him get out of Worcester. We seriously do… One day

J.Scott just graduated grad school… yesterday. I hear he is working on a new heart heart julia album with Rob from The Lamb and the Tyger. Apparently its going to be about fishers of men. Interesting… as usual with him. He still lives in Annapolis. Those damn Johnnies. We need to get him out of Annapolis. We seriously do… one day…

And I’m here in Cincinnati. Fucken love it. I was busy on a tour to South Dakota last week. Just for fun or some sort of incentive. Not sure which.

Niles is still doing his thing. High school is tough for boys.

And Rob. It is his birthday today. Happy birthday Rob. He is moving to a different location in Kent sometime. Maybe after the summer. He doesn’t talk to me much. I don’t know him well anyway. We tried to get him to join the blog. Fucker.

Tim Kinsella just happened to release Going to the Bone Church under the band Make Believe and Boo Human under the band Joan of Arc. I don’t know what else he is doing. He lives in Chicago. He has a life far outside of I had An Accident.

Sam Femino moved to Arizona a while ago. He is working with some people out there on a follow up to The Roarkian Template. Probably will be a more realized disc. Hope he saves his integrity. He is one person that moved and we are happy he has found a new home outside of New England.

Brent from Shh… This is a Library is going to release an album or few from his old band The New Cyber Sex. He has worked out a follow up album for Shh… and still lives in New Jersey. For some reason he likes it there.

And this is our lives at the moment. Spring is here I think. Just another season in the sun.

I have not lived as long as I intend to live, but I do know and understand one thing for certain: shit happens. Shit happens at a nearly constant rate. By “shit,” I mean not some sort of general term with the usage to describe every aspect of every day of life. The shit that happens is the negative, or more accurately, the bothersome obstacles that rise before us. (Some people do feel that shit happens to them in every aspect of every day of life.) As a practicing optimist, and a young one at that, I don’t believe in shit happening every day. Over the past few weeks, a lot of shit has been happening, but not every day. And it isn’t any negative shit. Again, it’s more bothersome than anything. I’m a teenager, thus, I have a busy life every once in a while. This sudden busy-ness (not business) has caused me to not get around to writing that “Mothers and Lovers: The Journey Westward” review. For now, just keep it in your head that it’ll happen someday.

Musically, I’ve been practicing guitar chords when I have a chance, and that isn’t often. I’m close to completing a new single from my solo project. It probably will not be released on IHAA, but it’s still important to me and I have many interested friends. My guitar practice could be incorporated into the single, but who knows? I’ve had the guitar-work of “The Tugboat in Me” for inspiration. I don’t know what will become of that since Tugboat is Heart Heart Julia anymore. Julia is a supposedly cool chick though. Is Heart Heart Julia in some correlation with [Heart Heart] Julia LaDense? I ought to ask her sometime. This is reminding me that I want to work on a sophomore album for Religion is the Falling Sky.

What are you reading?

Tugboat has officially announced they will now be using the name “heart heart julia” for all subsequent releases. The now Heart Heart Julia will change the names of previous releases “the astorians,” “the tugboat in me,” and “julia’s pillow” to bear the new name. The members of the band agreed that heart heart julia was a much better name for the band and since the members of tugboat are the same as heart heart julia it seemed to make the most logical sense. Heart Heart Julia is currently working on a few albums that have yet to be released along with a demo of some of the greatest music they have been able to produce. More news on Heart Heart Julia can be viewed on their myspace account.

Well, here again we have another video by the illustrious J.Scott. And again we have another video of J.Scott providing us with the view from his dashboard while he drives on a highway; this time in Michigan. The long boring stretch of road J.Scott films shows us a few cars, concrete, and some trees. Not entertaining. Further, J.Scott really needed to wash his windows before this one, we are left with the smudges on the dash. Not able to hold his camera steady we have that wobble effect. This is all very evident from watching the video. Lets consider some sort of philosophical thought about the video. Titled “Monster” named after a song played on the video by The Wind-Up Bird; I think J.Scott may have been trying to set a mood to this one. The music is very somber and almost haunting and seems entirely out of place when viewing a washed out sunny afternoon drive. We do see some sort of reflection in the windshield that may be appealing; we cannot quite make out what it is we are trying to see. An otherwise uninteresting video. J.Scott has proven he has been in Michigan, but so what…

Sexual attraction can be linked to reproductive success. Men pay attention to cues of health and youth when searching for a mate; although not always conscious of these decisions, the cues of health and youth are recognized as attractive traits because they are an indicator of the ability to reproduce offspring successfully. We can imagine how our ancestor’s of early adaptation were viewed by this method, but in the modern world the beauty indicators have been reproduced and by use of social deception females can now fabricate their own beauty that will benefit the level of attraction. This ability gives a normally unfit female the ability to use the right product to enhance the level of attraction and rises the possibility of perpetuating bad genes.

Though males may seem to be crude in their technique the theory behind contemporary views of beauty can be tracked back to our early evolutionary adaptations (EEA). Characteristics of contemporary images of beauty were once indicators our ancestors used in the EEA to distinguish a healthy mate for reproductive purposes and to perpetuate positive genes. This is partly what we can attribute to Darwin’s work.

Many indicators are viewed by the male while searching for a mate. Todays man have no fucking clue and we can argue neither did our savage man. Yet the research and studies bare this out. A woman with nice curves is pleasurable to the eye because it is a cue to reproductive success. A woman is more attractive the closer their hip-to-waist ration is to .7 and even a drunkard can recognize this. Although the body image of the female is becoming slimmer the .7 hip-to-waist ratio theory still stands. Marilyn Monroe was considered a sexual image and today is considered one of the most beautiful people on God’s great earth. Continually we hear that the modern sexual object is slimmer. This is an accurate statement but what is not mentioned is what really matters. Studies have shown weight barely matters for males as long as the female bares the .7 hip-to-waist ratio. Ms. Monroe is still seen as attractive today for this reason. With wide hip bones, a female is suitable for reproduction, and to successfully give birth. A male will want a mate that can successfully give birth to his child thus continuing his genes. It would be disadvantageous for the male to spend energy and time on a mate that would be unable to reproduce his child. Besides, the larger the hips the larger a child’s brain can be at birth.

Symmetry is another indicator of health. Symmetry shows parasite-pathogen resistance; when parasites or pathogens inhabit a host body they have the capability to disturb normal processes of growth and development. A person that has had an unhealthy pst can be traced in terms of slight right-left differences. Plastic surgery has created a devastating alternative to people with imperfect faces. A female can deceive potential mates by correcting unsymmetrical parts of their bodies, but this does not correct their fitness. In terms of gene reproductions, procedures such as surgery can be detrimental to future offspring and to a mate that is unaware of the health of their lover.

Blonde hair and big eyes are cues of youth and perceived as sexually attractive. Though some variance exists, most males love blondes. A youthful female has light, fair hair, as they age their hair tends to darken, which signifies genes that are older, and not as healthy as they once were. Big eyes are a sign of youth as the older a person gets their eyes tend to look smaller as their head grows. Just like a puppy dog is cute with those big eyes, a female too is cute. Females are able to control hair color by using hair dyes. This deceives the male into thinking the female is healthier than she actually is; thus setting up the possibility of perpetuating bad genes. Eye liner and mascara creates an illusion as well, giving the deception that the eye is bigger than it actually is. Not only this but eye shadow makes the white of the eyes brighter. A sickly female has greying of the whiteness of her eye; creating a contrast with black eye liner makes the whiteness more pronounced.

In our EEA humans were subjected to varying periods of famine and plenty. The most reproductively successful females were ones who were able to store surplus energy as fat. In maintaining a .7 hip-to-waist ratio, a female could store excessive fat in the breasts and buttocks. This is why a male tends to be attracted to large breasts and buttocks. A female needs a critical amount of body fat for menstruation, and a male is not attractive to a female that cannot aide in the reproduction of his genes. Today’s female will get breast enhancements to make their breasts larger and attractive to their male counterparts. Why a male loves to suck on a females breast is a matter that Sigmund Freud has already answered.

Lip color is a cue for fitness. More importantly the redness of the lips shows ovulation (also of the vaginal region but for our purposes right now we will not divulge into this). A male is attracted to a female that is ovulating as this is the prime time for fertilization. This brings up a point about those nasty goth chicks that feel its cool to look dead. Personally I think they should be shot, but black lips (or dark blue) is a sign of loss of blood. This mission of the goth chick is accomplished of course when she uses a dark lipstick suck as black as no man is attracted to that unless he has some issues, which again is a matter for Sigmund Freud. In contemporary society, a hip chick will use red lipstick to give this false impression of ovulation. Males spend useless energy trying to attain a female of this sort to only find out that they are not ready for reproduction.

Other things to consider is how or why rich men marry beautiful women. Obviously a female will marry a person that is able to care for them (feminist please understand this developed before contemporary society, you should be broadening your minds anyway). Females can live with and be protected by the rich male (or strong male) and at the same time sneak out and fuck the rebellious type that has the better genes but no future in sight. It is no wonder that when a female gives birth to a child her family comments on how much the child looks like the husband.

Further development on these ideas provides evidence that we can trace attraction back to our EEA. Characteristics of contemporary images of beauty were once identity factors our ancestors used in the EEA to distinguish a healthy mate for reproductive success. Despite contemporary arguments on these issues we must take them seriously as they are true. These are some brief notes on the idea. I invite all to further develop them or search out current studies that reflect these ideas.

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